Search engine optimization contest blonde…

Ya OK Search Engine Optimimization can be funny too

A search engine optimization contest blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The search engine optimization blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, the search engine optimization blonde declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the search engine optimization blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.


The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The seo blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the search engine optimization contest blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The search engine optimization blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the shopautodotca seocontest blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the seo contest blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

shopautodotca seocontest drunken musings

Research, research and more research.... thats what gets you ahead in this shopautodotca seocontest. Sometimes its enough to drive you crazy. Apparently someone was desperate enough to spam wikipedia to get an inbound link.. check out yahoo. Also the rumor is daneille is offended by blond jokes and also jeremy doesnt even give a ****. No offense intended of course as they are both currently ahead of me in this shopautodotca seocontest.

On another note, it is interesting to reverse engineer some of the contestants sites to see how they have achieved what they have. My WHITE hat is off the the ladies and gentlemen that are obtaining their shopautodotca seocontest rankings through hard work alone. Now for the jokes ... who can I offend today....

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde.

The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."

After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.

The redhead says, "What's so funny?"

The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her. By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"

I'm in a bar, having a few drinks, when I realize I gotta take a leak.
So I go into one of the restroom stalls, and moments later, the guy in the next stall, says "Hi. How's it going?"
So, I go ....."Uhhh, all right."
A couple of seconds later he says,
"What are ya doing tonight?"
So, naturally I replied, "Just having' a couple of beers, and then I'm going home."
The next thing he says is,
"Listen, I'll call you back later.
There's an idiot in the next stall, answering everything I say."


But seriously folks now hittin # 5 in google thanks for linking to this blog and http://www.shopautodotcaseocontest-seo.com.
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Thanks to all your support linking to my shopautodotca seocontest with the inbound link of "shopautodotca seocontest" because due to your efforts I have shot up to #6 on google in this seocontest. Furthermore I have also finally made it to the first page on MSN at #10. I would just like to thank you for your continued support linking to my http://www.shopautodotcaseocontest-seo.com website with the terms of shopautodotca seocontest and because of your efforts I will post some more JOKES......

How does a blonde autoshopdotca employee get to be Branch Manager...
"she climbs up a tree"

Q: Why doesn't autoshopdotca give blondes coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says "Does this taste funny to you?"

A little guy walks into a bar and slips on some vomit.
Minutes later a tough guy walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well.
The little guy says, "I just did that."
The tough guy then beats the little guy up.

shopautodotca seocontest YAHOO

Shopautodotca Seocontest - Yahoo

Well after 11 days of biting my nails, pulling out my hair and yawning lots, my shopautodotca contest entry
has been listed on Yahoo at a respectable #15. This shopautodotca seocontest is turning out to be more of a marathon than a race. I have to learn to pacemyself and let the search engines catch up to my Search Engine Optimization seocontest strategies. For never in shopautodotca history has there been such and impatient competitor I want the cash prizes now!
For more blogging check out myspace shopautodotca seocontest blog
or my the thousands of shopautodotca seocontest blogs at seocontest technorati
for more details about the contest visit shopautodotca seocontest stories
or visit the official shopautodotca rules
because you guys are not linking too much to my shopautodotca web site
maybe you would rather support the globalwarming awareness2007 contest
I am starting to lose my sense of humor so today only two jokes

JOKEs

Two bears walk into a bar one sits down and says to the bartender
"I would like a White......... Russian"
the bartender asks " why the pause ?"
The bear says "I was Born with Them !!"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

shopautodotca seocontest Jokes

shopautodotca seocontest

Well after a brief stint of burn out I checked my Shopautodotca seocontest standings today and was surprised to find that my Im back in the shopautodotca seocontest . My rankings in google have suddenly shot up from #48 to #11.
The only rational explaination of this is that you guys liked my jokes and decided to support me by linking to my shopautodotca seocontest site at www.shopautodotcaseocontest-seo.com with the link term of shopautodotca seocontest. If I actually win this seocontest ... that would be funny.... but as promised is said I would attempt to make my blog more interesting (please keep your links coming but in the mean time here are the

Jokes

A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

How many seals does it take to change a light bulb ?
Just one but you have to get it drunk first.

Two hydrogen atoms walk out of a stripper bar. One says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, looks down and says
"Yes, I'm positive..."

A brunette polar bear, a red haired giraffe and a blond penguin walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
all three reply "yes .. and its a kinky one"

shopautodotca seocontest burn out

Sometimes this
search engine optimization Canada contest goes in slow motion

SEO Testimonials

Although it has only been the first week of my of the contest and I am over eager to see the results of this search engine optimization contests. However it has given me time to work on my actual search engine optimization canada site and fortunately this has already resulted in
Some happy customers willing to add to my site by offering SEO Testimonials of the excellent results I achieve. This is filling my days now and I have little time for this SEO Contest, however as I love a challenge, I plan to continue with it in my spare time.

I have also begun to explore shopautodotca seocontest blogging as it seems to be working extremely well for those leading this shopautodotca seocontest. However the results of my efforts seem to be going extremely slow.

Seo contest to blog or not to Blog is that the question or wasted time

My shopautodotca seocontest entry that looked promising early on #15 MSN and #13 Google, has since dropped to # 48 on Google (OUCH) but has held steady #15 on msn. However, nothing has changed in days despite my efforts, perhaps this shopautodotca seocontest website blogging thing might work although I am kinda new at it. As I understand , the blogging thing works by getting links to the website so if you could kindly post links from your blog or website by to my website at www.shopautodotcaseocontest-seo.com

Not only would appreciate it enough to not give up on this seocontest blogging thing, I will actually try to make my entries more interesting than the shopautodotca seocontest editorials posted on my actual website.

If your interested in SEO CONTEST your self you might wanna enter this seo contest world championship about globalwarming awareness2007 which or these seocontest's which are very similar to the carcashers seocontest that was held last year. But I gotta warn ya these guys are Good so you might be better off entering this seocontest
If you are already entered in a seocontest contact me at seocontest@shopautodotcaseocontest-seo.com and we can do arrange some reciprocal linking.

Jokes of the day:

Two bears walk into a bar one sits down and says to the bartender
"I would like a White......... Russian"
the bartender asks " why the pause ?"
The bear says "I was Born with Them !!"

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables.
The Bouncer stops him and says
"You can come in, but don't start anything!"

An ugly women walks into a bar, sits down by herself at the end of the bar and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." She looks around but doesnt see anyone, A few minutes later she again hears the small voice, again saying "Your Kinda Hot lady." This time she looks down in time to see the bowl of nuts talking to her "Your eyes are pretty" the woman smiles and asks the bartender, "Whats up with the peanuts."?
The bartender says "dont worry They're complimentary!"